Archive for the 'Annoying Ad Line of the Day' Category
And I thought AALOTD was someone misspelling A LOT… It's the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
This Annoying Ad Line of the Day is brought to you by T. Choke-o. And now… the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!!!
I hate to admit this, but I thought BOGO stood for Balding Old Grey Otters.
Well, Birthdays Often Bring Omelets…
It's the Annoying Ad Line of the Day! Yeah Right.
The Annoying Ad Line of the Day is brought to you by 9 hours of fun! And now… the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
Do you celebrate New Years? So do we! … 9 hours of parting! See you at 6AM on January 1st! Yeah Right.
At least they have a little humor with the “Yeah right”…
I'm going to cast a spell on you. It's the Annoying Ad Line of the Day. Proceed directly to the website.
This Annoying Ad Line of the Day is brought to you by a compled list of favorite things – like cake. And now, the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
If you’re like me, you hear “fried chicken” and can’t stop thinking about “fried chicken” until you have some “fried chicken”.
Enough with the fried chicken!
Keeping things squashed… it's the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
This Annoying Ad Line of the Day is brought to you by fresh meat. And now… the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
Get some squash while prices are, uh, squashed down.
Are they getting hints that these lines are bad?
Nothing says "We're trying too hard" like the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
This Annoying Ad Line of the Day is brought to you by Ice. From the makers of Water. And now… the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
Nothing brings a smile to your face like the phrase “Buy One, Get One Free”.
I think nothing brings a smile to someone’s face more than the phrase “I Love You”. Hopefully.
Cover your ears… it's the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
This Annoying Ad line of the Day is brought to you by Fruit Kabobs. Yeah. Fruit Kabobs. And now… the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
Kids, cover your ears. [Talking about school supplies on sale and being excited about school starting] Hey kids, we wern’t talking about you.
It’s another great 
week of celing ads…
Who are you calling a moron? It's the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
The Annoying Ad Line of the Day is brought to you by jumbo shrimp. And now… the Annoying Ad Line of the Day!
We’re having an oxymoron sale. No, you can’t buy an oxymoron, but we are having a big sale on shrimp. [...] To pass up savings this big, you’d have to be some kind of… oxymoron.
Gee, nice to call customers “oxymorons”.
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Today’s Annoying Ad Line of the Day is brought to you by no good dehydrated super heros. And now, the Annoying Ad Line of the day…
Aliens don’t come to Earth for us. They come for strawberries.
Annoying Ad Line Of The Day!
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Don’t look now, but your leafy greens are stark naked.